What to expect?

Can someone, who reads this post, explain me the conception of a couple, what means to be with a man, to live with him and what a woman should expect from such kind of relations.

It seems I don't understand it well enough and want too much from my so called boy friend. I just need to understand it.

Thanks in advance

Nice comparison

A famous writer ( unfortunately I don't remember his name) told the following:

" Language is like woman. If you don't take care and pay enough attention it leaves you."


I totally agree with this statement. Pitty that men don't understand what women need
(of course not all of them).

some political jokes:)

Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy, crime, etc... Stalin says:
"Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 & 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
Putin asks:"Why blue?"
Stalin retorts:"I knew you would ask me about the second part first"

Question: What is permitted and what is prohibited?
Answer: In England, what is permitted, is permitted, and what is prohibited, is prohibited.
In America everything is permitted except for what is prohibited.
In Germany everything is prohibited except for what is permitted.
In France everything is permitted, even what is prohibited.
In the Russia everything is prohibited, even what is permitted.

More stories on http://www.jokes.pp.ru/c16p3.pl

Russian jokes

here are few anecdotes about New Russians. To read more, look at http://www.jokes.pp.ru/c9.pl

-A businessman calls his secretary:
"Lena, how many zeros are there in one million?"
"Six."
He hangs up and says to his partner, "You see? Six zeros in one million. So in two million there are twelve!"


-A New Russian comes from a visit to the States.- The country is so much like Russia, - he concludes, - You know, their dollars look just like our bucks!..

-Two New Russians(NR) come into a car sales shop. They ask for a latest model Mercedes. They are shown the car, decide to buy it, and one of them reaches for the wallet and produces all the money required.- Hey, man, let's pay fifty-fifty, - another NR protests.- C'mon, buddy, you paid for the cab!..